February 4th, 2012 02:35 a.m.
Turkey Shoot 2008
Join Dave Clarke, Jeff Page and their sarcastic friends as they make fun of cinema’s most ridiculous movies.
Director: Menahem Golan
USA
1987,
93 min
“Rocky, Rambo, Cobra and now Hawk, in the biggest fight of his life.” – original tagline
Director: Donald Wrye
USA
1978,
108 min
Lexie is a figure skater with big dreams. Then, in a freak accident, she goes blind! Only one weepy seventies teen actor can help her fulfill her dream – Robby Benson. Join Dave Clarke and Jeff Page (themselves once blind...
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Director: Steven Seagal
USA
1994,
100 min
Co-produced, directed by and starring the humble Steven Seagal, this movie is that rare combination - an action film/environmental lecture. We think it should be re-titled "An Insufferable Truth". Seagal plays Forrest (get it?) Taft, a mystical martial artist/environmentalist, who's...
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Director: John Boorman
USA
1977,
118 min
This sequel to the 1973 horror masterpiece demonstrates why filmmakers should quit while they're ahead. Linda Blair returns as Regan, a girl possessed by a priest killing demon. This time she's joined by Richard Burton, who can travel the acting road from brilliant to crap in 1.2 seconds, Louise (Nurse Ratched) Fletcher, and James Earl Jones in a thong.
The original tagline was "It's four years later...what does she remember?" After watching this, you'll pray for amnesia.
Director: Tony Scott
USA
1986,
110 min
Dave "Leatherface" Clarke and Jeff "Pudding Pop" Page are playing by their own rules this month. They're strapping themselves into their fighter jet (bickering over which has to be the wingman), and taking on the biggest bogie of them all...
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Director: Joel Schumacher
USA
1985,
110 min
The quintessential Brat Pack movie, this is the perfect mixture of '80's and crap. What could be more appealing that a bunch of self absorbed college graduates in penny loafers and mullets as they whine about the future? Hey, come...
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