February 8th, 2012 11:13 p.m.

Turkey Shoot: Blame it on Rio
USA 1984, 100 min, Dir: Stanley Donen

What better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than with creepy Michael Caine in a not so subtle stinker about borderline pedophilia. Caine and Joseph Bologna (the man, not the cold cut) travel to Rio De Janeiro with teenaged Demi Moore and Michelle Johnson (WHO???). Yes, one of the old men falls for one of the young women. Ewwwwww! We almost offered a two-for-one admission special for middle aged men and really young women, but we thought better of it.

Rating: 14A (14A)
Screenings:
  • Wednesday February 03 at 8:00PM

This screening is part of the larger thematic series:
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